unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

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fueledbyramen:

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thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

ulquiorracifer:

*walks up to a straight couple* so which one of you is hatsune miku and which one is the david letterman

ah, youre watching cr1tikal? i love that youtuber. the way he just [clench your asscheeks it is vital for this operation you do not know how to clench your ass cheeks? this purple dwight d eisenhower cant do shit

EXCEPT shit his pants]

ah, youre reading litchi hikari club? i love that manga. the way they just [clenches fist] hikari all those litchis

ah, youre reading litchi hikari club? i love that manga. the way they just [clenches fist] [starts crying]

weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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spooky-lines:

i forgot i drew this