soveryvantastic:

*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*

(Fonte: crustyafrican)

moraniarty:

sometimes i remember that i haven’t actually met my internet friends in real life and they live thousands of miles away. and that they actually have a house and a family and go to school or college and they do stuff and they exist not on the internet

i realise just how fragile our friendship is

like they could just get bored and never log on again and that would be it

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Fonte: mensrightsactivist)

justfujoshi:

i should be studying but 

eridamnasspora:

i have proof that the Illuminati exists in this gif

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

(Fonte: okhazel)

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

expertcosmotips:

need money fast? Sell him to Yahoo!

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(Fonte: 180mph)

morristibbs:

ok but how fucked up is togami tho

“ew a dead body haha i know what i should do i should crucify it for fun haha thatll make those shits have a great investigation hahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaha i am byakuya togami”

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address