the masterpost to end all masterposts :> ((updated!!))

germball:

unwrapping:

Tumblr Dashboard Image Sizes:

  • Photo post: 500 by 750 pixels for dashboard view; 1280 by 1920 pixels for high-res version (except for superwide panoramas).
  • Photoset: 500-pixel width for one image in a photoset row. 245-pixel width for two images in a photoset row. 160-pixel width for three images in a photoset row. Gutters are 10 pixels.
  • Audio Post: 169 by 169 pixels for album art.
  • Link Post: 130 by 130 pixels for the thumbnail image grabbed by Tumblr from web link (if available).
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  • Avatar: 64-by-64-pixel icon next to posts.
thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.


Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.



I’ll waste the lot of you


Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!


NYET.


3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 


What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!


WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR

thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

image

What? What’s all this fuckery?

image

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

image

Mama always said this day’d come!

image

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

image

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

image

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

image

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

image

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

image

Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR
mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

tagged: #reblog  #photo  #tumblr  #??? 

sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

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shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy

tagged: #reblog  #text  #yeahp  #tumblr  #askblog 
craigtucker-motherfucker asked: What's the worst death you ever experienced?

thewonderyearstrong:

thewonderyearstrong:

pitbullfan:

blogging in front of your parents

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Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao

I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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tagged: #reblog  #text  #yeahp  #tumblr 
iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

tagged: #reblog  #photo  #tumblr  #???  #yeahp  #food 
quarterbeck:

all of the expression memes on deviantART suck
so i made my own

quarterbeck:

all of the expression memes on deviantART suck

so i made my own

420goku:

you better be

420goku:

you better be

tagged: #reblog  #photo  #tumblr  #??? 

willow-howelle:

gawki:

i’m so not sorry

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooowwn